Too Many Twinkies  
If it jiggles...

Some helpful insights on the need for exercise and a healthy diet from former Mr. Universe, Pumping Iron star and former White House fitness czar, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger:

  • "It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.";
  • "Start wide, expand further, and never look back." ; 
  • "Milk is for babies.  When you grow up you have to drink beer."
  • "My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  I don't think about it, I just have it.";
These days Arnold needs advice reminders: he jiggles; started wide and keeps expanding further; downs too much beer, no milk; and eats three servings without thinking.
 
Which explains his quotes found on the July 2005 Men's Health cover.  

BELOW IS STUFF ARNOLD DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE:

See Arnold Dance

Win his money!

Boy, he's fast!

It's Payback time!

Solve the Puzzle!

Great for Mosquitoes

A Leaked Memo...

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Arnold's Favorite
 

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