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Welcome to the where you can truly Annoy Arnold:
World Headquarters of "Arnold in a Pink Dress" bobbleheads and other fun products.
Arnold hasn't authorized any 'Arnold in Pink' products, but thanks to the First Amendment, we don't need his permission!
For your convenience, traditional "Arnold in Pink" products list first, with Arnold's "I Have Behaved Badly" section near the bottom.
Governor Girlie Man Accepts All Major Credit Cards & PayPal.
Annoy Arnold. Buy Stuff
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Governor Girlie Man's Got His Gun Again:
Armed & Terrified. $16.99 each or $33.99 a pair
Collector's Edition. Limited to 1000 Pieces.
Approximately 8 inches in Height. Solid Poly-Resin.
When he sued to stop the "Arnold with a Gun" bobblehead, did Arnold ever imagine he'd be packin' heat in a pink dress and high heels!
This limited edition "Arnold Armed Again" bobblehead -- a certain conversation starter -- is a tribute to Governor Girlie Man, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the sissy in a pink dress.
Comes with a customized box and now reinforced ankles.
Perfect for home or office. Makes a great gift too!
Weighs about the same as the Oscar that Arnold will never win!
Armed & Terrified? Absolutely!
Arnold Armed Again?
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Fan-TOSS-Tic!
Order yours today!
Don't Forget Your FREE GIFT too!
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"Team Arnold: I Want Both" Combo
$34.99 for the Pair
Governor Girlie Man Combo:
Arnold Armed
and Unarmed Together.
Available for the First Time,
Because
the Sissy Won't Sue Again.
Can't Decide Between the Original Arnold in a Pink Dress....or the new Arnold Armed Again?
Well get both -- now made convenient with a discounted price of $34.99.When Two Arnold's is More Than Twice the Fun!
Don't Forget Your FREE GIFTS too!
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"Governor Girlie Man, Arnold in a Pink
Dress and High Heels" Bobblehead
$17.99 each
Limited Collector's Edition.
Fewer than 50 Remain. Soon an 'Arnold Classic'.
Approximately 8 inches in Height. Solid Poly-Resin.
Profiled by ABC News. Named by the Los Angeles Times a 2004 'Top Ten Political Gift'.
Proclaimed by the Sacramento Bee one of the 'First Year Defining Moments' as California's Governor.
It's the original "Arnold in PInk" without the firepower -- but still terrified.
No wonder Schwarzenegger sued to stop all Arnold bobbleheads! It's a good thing the sissy failed, quit and won't try again.
Even Arnold's $400 an hour Beverly Hills trial lawyer now blesses its 'classic satire' but Arnold still refuses an endorsement. (Perhaps other dress colors, Governor?).
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Once these originals are gone "Arnold in Pink" becomes an 'Arnold Classic' item.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Chew Toy $10.99 each
You Can't Get Even But Your Pet Can.
Just Arrived! Hard to Find! Drive Arnold Nuts!
It's the new Arnold Schwarzenegger Chew Toy.
You Can't Get Even But Your Pet Can.
(Even Labradors living in Brentwood!)
Made of durable plastic, this special edition satirical
Heck, you might end up both chewing it!
If Arnold was upset about a silly bobblehead, what will
Get yours before Arnold sues again!
Arnold Schwarzenegger Chew Toy:
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Governor Girlie Man "Just Like New" Bobblehead
$7.99 each
Our Factory Outlet Edition
Approximately 7.98 inches in Height. Solid Poly-Resin.
The real Governor Schwarzenegger has a very fragile ego and for a nationally-known politician very thin skin.
Some of the Governor Girlie Man "Arnold in a Pink Dress" bobbleheads have very fragile ankles, which meant that a few arrived to customers broken and were quickly replaced.
The broken-ankled Arnolds were sent back and refurbished, some almost to pristine condition.
For most it's not very noticeable, but they're not perfect. But hey, who says Arnold's perfect?
Because "Arnold in Pink" is nearly SOLD OUT -- the real Governor Schwarzenegger SELLS OUT all the time -- we've decided to make about two dozen Governor Girlie Man "Just Like New" versions available too.
Notice the deep discount -- $7.99
Because poking fun at thin-skinned Arnold is serious business.
Governor Girlie Man "Just Like New" Bobblehead
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"Arnold Loves HOT PINK" Lipstick and Nail Polish $3.99 each or $6.99 as a pair
Cosmetics Designed Just to Make Arnold Turn Purple with Rage!
Available Exclusively from Governor Girlie Man
In Tribute to Arnold's Lifelong Love for Cosmetics
Arnold Schwarzenegger has worn make-up his entire working life.
He's actually an innovator in cosmetic's benefits. Consider:
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As Mr. Universe, Arnold introduced cosmetic creams to bodybuilding;
As an actor, Arnold 's love for full-body make-up was well-established; and
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Now as Governor, Arnold retains several favorite make-up artists for his regular TV appearances.
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Arnold still visits his favorite Beverly Hills salon, Guisseppe Franco's, twice monthly for special hair treatments, facials, manicures and pedicures.
True. No joke. Look it up.
In tribute to Arnold's sensitive side, we now offer you a special new line of Arnold cosmetics.
This is the same superior product content as high-end retail, only ours pokes fun at Arnold too!
In tribute to Arnold's lifelong quest for femininity: "Arnold Loves HOT PINK" .
Available individually or together.
“Arnold Loves Hot Pink” Lipstick:
“Arnold Loves Hot Pink” Nail Polish:
"Arnold Loves Hot Pink" Lipstick and Nail Polish Combo:
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"Arnold, Don't Grope Me" Car Ribbon Magnets $3.99 each or 3 for $9.99
Send Arnold a Strong Message
When He's Fast and On Your Tail.
Another Governor Girlie Man Exclusive.
What better way to tell Arnold that his lifelong mistreatment of women won't be tolerated.
Send Arnold the message he deserves with the "Arnold, Don't Grope Me" car ribbon magnet.
Made of durable magnet and laminated for long-lasting value.
"Arnold, Don't Grope Me" is a stern message Arnold should hear more often.
Especially when Arnold's staring at your rear end.......of your car.
Available exclusively here.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's
Total Body Workout CD $19.99
It's Disco Arnold!:
Enough to Make You Break Into a Sweat!
It's Hilarious -- One of Arnold's Biggest Career Flops (other than being California's Governor)
And you thought 'Arnold, the Sissy in Pink' was a made-up joke, huh?
Actually, Arnold's love for pink surfaced in 1984, the inspiration being the first Jane Fonda workout tape.
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Arnold made an exercise video too, but put to disco music, only the Governor doesn't want you to know about it now.
When Sony re-released Arnold's Total Body Workout in a new CD format last year, imagine the shock and awe:
Arnold's wearing pink-purplish tighties, leading an exercise class to disco, working up quite a sweat to popular 80's disco tunes such as
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"Let Your Body Rock" by Champaign;
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"Love Not War" by Michael Case Kissel;
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"867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone;
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"Think I'm in Love" by Eddie Money;
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"Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey;
It's just like Jane Fonda's exercise tape, only Disco Arnold counts to 10 in his best version of English.
The Total Body Workout's highlight?
Disco Arnold and the Weather Girls' disco song 'It's Raining Men' -- now that should be the Governor's re-election campaign theme song!
Other than Last Action Hero this was arguably Arnold's biggest career embarrassment, so act fast.
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Welcome to Arnold's "I Have Behaved Badly' Products Section
We thank Arnold's Beverly Hills trial lawyer for his inspiration and the suggestions for new products to redefine Arnold's image.
For some reason, Arnold remains clueless as to how he ended up as "Arnold in a Pink Dress and High Heels" -- but some day Maria will explain just how his image ended up as a family planning device and women's underwear!
Arnold still refuses to endorse our products, but he could still own some of them! |
"Arnold, the 'Action' Governor" Condoms: Protect Your 'Action'
From 'Action Arnold Basic' to "Maria's Away for the Weekend!"
Customize Your Very Own 'Action' Plan:
$1.19 each -- 'Action Arnold Basic ' Plan
Set of 3 for $2.99 -- 'Action Arnold Plus' Plan
Set of 6 for $5.99 -- 'Typical Day for Arnold' Plan
Set of 12 for $9.99 -- 'Action Arnold Classic' Plan
set of 144 for $49.99 -- 'Maria's Away for the Weekend!'
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So that's why Arnold Schwarzenegger calls himself the 'Action' Governor!
Introducing the "Arnold, the 'Action' Governor" Condoms. Available here as a novelty product, these special edition condoms are made by Los Angeles-based Condomania.com. All we do is slap on a sticky label that portrays Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Pink Dress.
Arnold's Beverly Hills trial lawyer reminds us that Arnold refuses to authorize or endorse the "Arnold, the 'Action' Governor" condom. But as even he concedes, thanks to the Constitution, we don't need Arnold's permission! Besides, notice he didn't say that Arnold doesn't use our condoms!Annoy Arnold. Buy One. or Three. or Six. or Twelve.
Or, hey, make it a 'Fan-TOSS-Tick' weekend!
“Arnold, the ‘Action’ Governor” Condom, Single Unit
The 'Action Arnold Basic' Plan:
“Arnold , the ‘Action’ Governor” Condom, Set of 3
The 'Action Arnold Plus' Plan:
“Arnold, the ‘Action’ Governor” Condom, Set of 6
The 'Just Another Day at Arnold's Office' Plan:
“Arnold, the ‘Action’ Governor” Condom , Set of 12
The 'Action Arnold Classic' Plan:
"Arnold, the 'Action' Governor" Condom, Set of 144
The "Fan-TOSS-Tick! Maria's Away for the Weekend!" Plan :
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"Arnold Says 'Eating is Not Cheating'" Thong- $18.99
Arnold said it, not us. Heck, we were startled too.
Besides, someone has to shame Arnold into monogamy.......and also inform California's voters.
Another Governor Girlie Man Exclusive!
The "Arnold Says 'Eating is Not Cheating'" Thong, for every serious-minded poking-fun-at-Arnold collector.
This Austrian-born philosopher-turned-Governor (or was it philanderer-turned-Governor?), who when caught in 1999 providing constituent service to a female voter other than his wife, once proclaimed: "Eating is Not Cheating".
And if you don't get the inference still, check your back copies of Premiere magazine.
Made in America, unlike where most of Arnold's recent movies were filmed.
Could the "Eating is Not Cheating" thong be listed in the Los Angeles Times 2005 "Top Ten Political Gift" Guide?
(In 2004, the sissified 'Arnold in Pink' bobblehead made the list!).
It's every American's privilege to poke fun at politicians, even when your mouthpiece is thong underwear!
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