Arnold's Thong! Solve the Puzzle! HELPFUL HINTS: To solve the puzzle, click any of the 20 pieces in the box below and drag it to where you think it should be; once two pieces of the puzzle are fit together they will merge; to rotate a piece, click on it and hit your space bar. The puzzle completion record is 1 minute, seven seconds. Feeling frisky? Need to cheat (on the puzzle, that is)? Then check out the photo of our new spokesmodel, Ariane Resnick, very bottom page left.
In the words of a famous Austrian philosopher (or is it philanderer?): "Eating is Not Cheating".
Puzzled perhaps by the identity of the famous Austrian philosopher and/or philanderer?
Of course: it's Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he's not referring to a low-carb diet plan.
"Eating is Not Cheating" is Arnold's philosophy on monogamy, sourced from a memorable 2001 Premiere magazine profile describing the actor's response after two colleagues from the 1996 film Eraser caught Arnold in his trailer........ well....... er....... um.......... let's just say "personally providing intimate constituent service with his tongue to a woman who was not Maria."
"Eating is Not Cheating" was Arnold's now-classic response, spoken slowly and calmly in his all-too-familiar Austrian accent before resuming his tongue-based constituent service.
Thus, to honor Arnold's lusty appetite for those things not in a low-carb diet plan, we've immortalized the "Eating is Not Cheating" slogan, along with Arnold's bobblehead face, on a limited edition "Arnold Schwarzenegger Thong".*
We've also recruited a new official GovernorGirlieMan.com spokesmodel, California's lovely model/performance artist/dancer/poet Ariane Resnick www.GoddessAriane.com , whose beauty is matched also by her intelligence.
With a livelihood principled in freedom of expression, Goddess Ariane is standing up to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to drive home the point that free speech is an American privilege -- even if the mouthpiece is thong* underwear.
Of course you can't just click once to see Goddess Ariane speak out with her Arnold Schwarzenegger Thong.*
Even free speech isn't absolute; sometimes it's earned by solving a 20-piece picture puzzle.
Beautiful Goddess Ariane in the Arnold Schwarzenegger Thong* is a puzzle with a meaningful prize: driving home to Arnold that he's not the only politician in America immune from satire.
Satire, it's a wonderful thing -- and constitutional too!
* Arnold's $400 an hour Beverly Hills trial lawyer reminds us that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger does not endorse, sanction, authorize or otherwise approve of the new Arnold Schwarzenegger "Eating is Not Cheating" Thong underwear. But thanks to the First Amendment, we don't need his permission! |
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 A Leaked Memo... |
 Lassie's Favorite |
 Arnold's Favorite |
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