Arnold, the Tubby-Nator!

Arnold recently hit the beach in Hawaii, one of the rare occasions he actually mingled with ordinary people outside of a some shopping mall filled with a small pre-screened, scripted audience of loyal, ardent Republican supporters.

The result was dozens of unvarnished pictures of Arnold like never seen before -- it's obvious the Terminator is now the 'Tubby-Nator'. See the left picture below.

NOTE: It's perfectly fine to exclaim "EWWWWWWW" if seeing for the first time. That's exactly what we did.

So to honor "Arnold, the Tubby-Nator' we commissioned a new bobblehead. See the picture, below right.

We'd like to acknowledge the indirect counsel of Arnold's Beverly Hills trial lawyer, 'Mad Dog' Marty Singer, who shamefully conceded that it is perfectly legal to make a bobblehead of Arnold as a Governor * -- which we took to mean an obnoxious, vain, untrustworthy, back-stabbing, insecure, two-faced, indecisive, sissified, and now apparently couch-potatoed Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Amazing likeness of "Arnold, the Tubby-Nator," wouldn't you say?

Thanks, Marty, for being an inspiration for the next several years. You made the success of "Governor Girlie Man" entirely possible, and it's certain your clients, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, appreciate the chronic humiliation you've unnecessarily caused them both (at least that's what their friends tell us anyhow).

*"If it's classic satire, no one's going to bring any claim."

Arnold's Beverly Hills trial lawyer Marty Singer

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Sacramento Bee, September 11, 2004