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To: Senator Snatch (R-Utah) Re: Your Constitutional Amendment Annointing Arnold as President of the United States of America I strongly support the following minor revision to your proposed constitutional amendment to Article 2, Clause 5 of the US Constitution, as to read: "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, or Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Pink Dress and High Heels, shall be eligible to the Office of President, neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States." I believe it's time the White House had a President in a pink dress and high heels, and that Governor Girlie Man, Arnold Schwarzenegger, would be a "Fan-TOSS-Tick" pink-dressed President. Sincerely,
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