Hooter's Girl
Arnold in Orange As the self-proclaimed 'Action' Governor, why hasn't Governor Girlie Man insisted on a trip to Hooters as part of his PR campaign to meet 'real' voters?
Instead it's a mid-day trip to the Fresno Applebee's. Who isn't convinced that Arnold in a Hooters, let's say around midnight, makes for great local TV news? Who thinks chances for some 'action' for the 'Action' Governor are better at Applebee's than at Hooters? Then there's this: not many know that Arnold Schwarzenegger worked a summer part-time in 1967 as one of the original Hooter's Girls -- except in Austria it's 'Frau Hooters'. So in tribute the July, 2005 Hooters magazine cover features Governor Girlie Man, Arnold Schwarzenegger. We were leaked an advance copy:
Arnold looks almost as good in orange as he does in pink, don't you think?
Funny how Arnold's vision for Schatzi's on Main and Planet Hollywood began while wearing tight bright orange hot pants.* At least at Hooters Governor Girlie Man could just be himself, reliving his salad days serving buffalo wings as a Frau Hooter.
Then again, he might daydream he's back home and out with The Posse, and it's well past midnight in Santa Monica, at Schatzi's on Main, on a typical rowdy Monday Cigar Night, in one hand an unlit Montecristo stogie and in the other a sissy smoothie drink with a little umbrella...... And stumbling home from Applebee's at 3 a.m. will never compare to the time in March when Arnold & Posse closed down the Brentwood Hooters on San Vicente Boulevard. Avoiding the 'Access Hollywood' camera that night was no small accomplishment. Nice work, Franco. So ditch the Applebee's, Arnold. Doesn't your army of handlers see how alive you become surrounded by attractive women in tight white tees and bright orange hot pants?* Which explains why the Friday afternoon Happy Hour in the Governor's offices suites is a sea of orange and white.* Besides, recall Dennis Reggie's People magazine pictures of the huge bridal party from Arnold and Maria's 1986 Hyannisport wedding? Look very closely and all the women in the wedding party are wearing the same exact thing: Hooter's tees and bright orange hot pants*, under their bridesmaids dresses, each and every one. Even Oprah, who as Maria's best friend was in the wedding, joined the spectacle. It was 'Fan-TOSS-Tick', enough to make any weak heart with a pig's valve go pitter-patter, pitter-patter. And by the way, just who decided to exclude mothers-in-law Eunice and Aurelia, both well-known Hooters spicy buffalo wing lovers, from the orange hot pants* wedding party fun? * (Best place for all things orange? Of course: www.Hooters.com )
BELOW IS STUFF ARNOLD DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE:
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