Arnold in a Blender Month!
This month has been declared
"Arnold in a Blender Month"
Whereas, Mattel's Barbie doll has her own annual "Barbie in a Blender Day" on July 27th, in tribute to the roles that Mattel and Barbie played in securing all Americans the privilege of satirical free speech and artistic expression;
Whereas, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger had sought to deny all Americans the privilege of poking fun at politicians with a bogus lawsuit seeking to terminate a satirical "Arnold with a Gun" bobblehead, a form of political speech;
Whereas, thankfully Arnold failed miserably in his attempt to shred the First Amendment , and now faces two and perhaps six years of humiliation with "Arnold in a Pink Dress";
Whereas, Arnold deserves to be in a blender too.
Whereas, this entire month is hereby declared as "Arnold in a Blender Month", thus affording all free-thinking Americans the privilege to put your "Arnold in a Pink Dress" bobblehead in a blender and hit the 'high-speed' button.
Send us your photos of your "Arnold in a Blender" celebration and we'll send you a special gift: some of the first cans of "Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor Girlie Man, 'MAD' Dog Food," a new product suggested to us last year by Arnold's $400 an hour Beverly Hills trial lawyer, 'Mad Dog' Marty Singer.
BELOW IS STUFF ARNOLD DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE:
 See Arnold Dance |
 Win his money! |
 Boy, he's fast! |
 It's Payback time! |
 Solve the Puzzle! |
 Great for Mosquitoes |
 A Leaked Memo... |
 Lassie's Favorite |
 Arnold's Favorite |
 Our 'Best of' Collection |
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