FINALLY!

After almost a year of war and occupation. After the loss of almost 500 american lives. After almost 10 thousand iraqis have died. After 155 billion tax dollars spent, and international relations wrecked, we have what we came for- gaze upon Bush's triumph!

See- he WAS right- the Iraqis posessed crude ballpoint pen drawings of something that looks sorta like a weapon of some sort or another- or maybe blueprints of a new type of IUD- they're still looking into this...

Yep- after all of this time- this is all the Bushies have to show to justify their "weapons of mass destruction" claims, and this war. A few pages of arcane scribblings.

Geez- I'm glad that the Bush white house never perused MY sketchbook. Check this out:
 

This is a drawing I did about three years ago, and, I submit, it depicts something FAR more scary than the amateurish drawing at the top of the page:

A ferret, sitting atop an antique soviet nuclear weapon, munching toast while listening to Englebert Humperdink.

Good lord- who knows what might have happened, had the folks in the pentagon seen THIS- no doubt they would have immediately mobilized the Air Force, Army, and Marines off the coast of New Jersey, and, after a few blustery speeches by Bush, sent in a massive force to "disarm" me.

I dunno if I could have mounted an adequate defense against such an onslaught- The best I could do is block the door with my laundry hamper, hoping that the pungent fumes keep the Navy SEALs at bay.

Inevitably, I doubt my defenses wouldn't be able to defeat the combined forces of the US military .

After siezing my desk, and toppling my Homer Simpson super-sized PEZ despenser, Bush would go on to declare Mission Accomplished.