NOT THAT I'M SUPPORTING THE GUY, BUT...

The above photo was part of an article in the April 28th edition of the US newsweekly magazine "Newsweek", titled "The Saddam Files."

In lurid, black-and-red type, Newsweek says that "In the Baghdad Palaces of the Hussein family, searchers found DRUGS", and supplied the photograph above as evidence...

Let's take a look at what these stoners have been shooting up...

A- ALKA-SELZER, an over-the-counter antacid.
B- UPSA-C, an over-the-counter calcium suppliment.
C- ROBITUSSIN, an over-the-counter cold/flu remedy.
D- Facial/skin cream, brand unknown.
E- VICKS VAP-O-RUB, An over-the-counter theraputic salve used for the relief of cold symptoms/congestion.
F- Miscellaneous bandages/gauzes.
G- PREPARATION-H, an over-the-counter hemorrhoid medication.
H- BAYER ASPIRIN, an over-the-counter headache remedy.

ONE WORD, NEWSWEEK- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!
I hope to god the marines never invade my apartment- I have a few Pepto-tablets and Dayquil